Credit Card Articles

1. A human voice offering help and inviting you to “come right into our local office for assistance”

2. Youre right…were wrong and we apologize!

3. Its your credit score…were not going to make you pay for it anymore!

4. We no longer expect you to work for free, as an unpaid credit bureau employee were going to hire our own employees and pay them to do our own work!

5. We admit our system is broken. We are going to stop blaming others and actually fix it! After all; we have plenty of money to do so.

6. Yes, its often easy for us to discern whether or not youve been a victim of id theft from your provided documentation. We will now have procedures in place to actually review it and then accept it as proof so we can clear your good name immediately. After all, we dont want to sell a defective product!

7. Yes, that’s right…now that I am reviewing your dispute, and documentation you supplied us with, I can clearly see your credit report contains inaccuracies. Well, lets remove those pesky accounts right now. And, why dont we compensate you for the 300 hours you’ve already spent trying to fix these blasted errors?

8. Were going to stop all the confusion and run public service announcements, purchase air time and send consumer notices directing them where to get their real free annual credit reports!

9. Our errors caused you harm so were going to reimburse you for those ghastly interest rate spikes and high insurance premiums you had to pay during our many system failures!

10. Were going to get serious about doing our part to fix this nasty identity theft problem. We admit our databases affect the lives of hundreds of millions of people all over this world. Yes, we know we have control over everyone -and their lives. Uh…no, were not really God sometimes we just role-play!